“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
You know you sang it in your head.
I really sang it out loud
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
Hello friend, are you having a bad night?
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
this will vastly improve my life.
You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them
vegetabowls on Etsy
THEY PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT!